I think I should make this a regular series. Today while working (at my costumer service) job I found myself in the middle of leaving a voicemail while subsequently realizing a few awkward facts. I thought today (wednsday) was tuesday. I thought September 11 was this thursday (not friday).
I was more or less merely hopelessly befuddled. Keep in mind all of these realizations were happening while a) leaving a voicemail and b) being told by my coworker.
I also forgot my phone number while leaving a message requesting a call back.
Awkward. Lyfe fails.
Still, I thought it was really funny.
Plus earlier that morning while getting toilet paper in the school bathroom the machine fell and smacked me in the face.
Like I said, lyfe fails.